Ignore the bum and Party!

You walk over to the door, past the guy on the porch. He probably just got drunk and said the wrong thing about the wrong guy's girlfriend. It happens.

Once you get inside, you notice that this party seems to be pretty exclusive. At least, it seems that way, because the main room is empty except for the massive pile of people on the floor on the living room.

At first you might think they're playing twister, but as soon as you notice that they're not wearing any clothes, you decide that's not the case.