Ignore it, keep applying

Not expecting anyone this early, or wanting to see anyone this early short of a long legged bad bitch who wants to help you with your morning wood, you decide to ignore the caller and keep looking through job postings.

After submitting your resume to a few more jobs your interrupted by an email notification. It’s from your Uncle Martin titled !Important! You haven’t heard from your uncle Martin in almost a decade, it could be important but you never liked your Uncle that much and your morning wood hasn’t subsided yet. Ever since you graduated your confidence, sex drive or both has seemed to increase lately. You just chalked it up to excitement from finally starting the life you want. Whatever it was you knew you were going to have to find some new “friends”