If that bitch can get naked so can Taylor Swift!

Taylor Swift can't take it anymore!

She saw that video again.

The one where the name suggests an old Beach Boys song; the one where she's licking the ice cream; the one where she expresses whip cream; the one with the "Doggfather"; the one where she's in that light bluish wig, lying prone, seductively, naked—you can even see her bare feet, looking at the viewer; and dancing barefoot with some other dancers like she was on some beach!

The video has about a third billion views and over a million likes. Hah! Bad Blood has a billion—over 1.1 billion views—and over 5 million likes!

But it's not enough. Taylor wants her supremacy to be even greater!

Taylor Swift thinks she's going to have to do something more explicit, more outrageous—to upstage her more; but how?

Public nudity?

Strut like an Aphrodite among the mortals. Before millions—billions—of viewers, 10 000s in the audience, and/or at something like an appearance with President Dumbass, or maybe with Katy herself!

Hmmmmmmm.

Taylor Swift smiles deviously.

Maybe.

But how?