I wish for unlimited wishes

"NO," boomed the genie. "That is not allowed"

"Well," I said. "You can't blame a guy for trying.

I thought hard. It was damn hard to decide. I really liked the idea of being a movie star. The fame, everybody knowing my name, I'd be rich and have fancy cars. The best is I could have sex whenever I wanted. Movie-stars always get sex.

"Genie," I said, gripping the bottle tightly. "I wish I was a famous movie star...That doesn't have **** problems or is in trouble with the law," I quickly added.

The genie nodded and the bottle burned hot in my hands.

I felt dizzy. My body felt strange. I could feel changes. Bone structure, hair length weight. I almost lost grip on the bottle it burned so hot. My vision began to blur and conciousness became a memory as I drifted off into the power and rapture of the genie's magic.

As I drifted in a mental void I heard the genie laughing. I began to feel a sense of dread. How has the genie perverted my wish? I said no **** and law trouble. I was worried now.

I lost thought completely.

The cool light of the sun came through a window and stirred me to waking. I rolled my head over to look out the window and saw that it overlooked a vast valley dotted with large homes and mansions.

Hollywood.

I closed my eyes and relaxed back on the bed content that my wish had come true. I was now a famous moviestar.

'Who am I,' I wondered.

I opened my eyes and noticed a mirror on the closet on a far wall. I looked at my reflection as I lay on the bed.

I received the shock of my life.