I want a woman in here!

"No, you incompetent genie! I want a woman, in this room!" you yell angrily, fists

shaking to assert your point.

"Hm, very well master. It shall be done!" says the genie as he folds his arms and

claps his hands.

BOOM

You feel a sudden, strange sensation. As if ... your body is not yours, yet is. You look

down and check yourself and scream out in horror. You've been turned into a woman.

Screaming in despair, you run out of the room and accidentally catch on fire ...

somehow, someway.

Needless to say, you do not make it out alive.