I try

I whisper in my wife’s ear, “Are you ready for me to fuck your ass?”

She mumbles.

“I really couldn’t hear you,” I say.

“Sure,” Monica opens her eyes, looking at me. Her eyelids are so heavy. She’s tired and done. If my wife comes too hard, she’s done with sex. She’s like a man that way. She just wants me to come as quickly as possible. If that means fucking her ass, then sure fuck her ass whatever.

That’s sort of takes me out of the mood. I’d really like her to be into the anal as well. It’s not as fun with only one participant.

She rolls over onto her stomach. Her thick ass jiggles. Okay. It might still be fun to be deep in that booty. I grab a condom, and roll it on. I take the lube Monica borrowed from Phoebe and squirt it on my cock. Next I squirt some on my fingers.

I rub it onto my wife’s asshole. She jumps saying it’s cold. I blow hot air on my fingers to warm them up. I place my finger back and rub her textured ring. I slip one fingertip inside. I slip another. Monica groans slightly, the only thing letting me know that she’s not asleep yet.

I think I have her ready for me. I bring my head to her asshole. My mushroom head completely hides it. I try to push in. My wife squeals and hops forward.

She turns her looks back over her shoulder. “I know I said we could do it, but I don’t think we should do it tonight. You’re too big and I’m not relaxed enough. It’s going to hurt too much. Why don’t you just fuck me in this position until you come?”

She spreads her thighs and I know her wet pussy is there waiting for me, but I also know how tight her asshole feels.