I solemnly sawear that I will only use this product for erotic purposes.

You continue through the site answering a few questions, and reading some instructions. In a few days, surprisingly quick, you think, the package arrives from UPS. You open the package, and take out the small black flip-top cellphone. There are several buttons inside, and you wonder which one you should try first. Unfortuetaly, the internet site and the package didn't come with directions except to have sexual fun. Where should you go to try it out?