I need to get away from ponies

"Screw it." Cadance grinned to herself as she conjured a portal. Sure, she was supposed to be taking care of business around the palace. Sure, she was supposed to be doing all sorts of things. But one of the benefits of being royalty is that when you ignored what you were supposed to be doing, there was almost no one who could say anything. All they could do was clean up the mess you left behind.

Even when all the mess you were causing was because you were a hopeless addict to exotic cocks. Stepping through the portal, Candace left the Crystal Empire to its own devices for another day, her mind already casting over the opportunities she had for a foreign adventure...