I don't know if I'm ready for quite this much attention...

"Uh..." Uh... "Um..."

"Too much?" Yes, Jess, that is probably too much to start with...

"Ug." The word terror springs to mind...

"Let's sneak in the back, then..." No, Jess, let's not... Um, is that your hand on my bare cheeks... Um, okay, it looks like we're going around to... Staff entrance?

"Um?" Oh good, I stopped, but her hand didn't... Oh, god, her fingers are...

"Wow, I was going to ask if you were ready for this, but, well, clearly!" Oh, why is her hand going away? Oh, the door. Wow, is that sheen on the door handle all me? Eesh.

"Won't someone, like, be in here?" And the door closes quietly behind us and... Nope. Just an empty store room.

"So, want to start here," Jess points up at a security camera, "Or mosey into the back of the bar, still out of sight?"