I bet this thing'll fall right out if I just stand up... I wonder how far I can walk with it in there...

That's a, mmm, a perfectly reasonable, uhhn, thought. A, oooh, a challenge, even... mmnh... A way to, aah... limit myself, to keep from... nng... getting too distracted...

Here I am, standing, and it, nnn, it hasn't fallen out yet... Just bend over and grab my... ooooh... my bag... I'll just, uh, just, uh... walk... over here...

Mmm... Eyes open! Eyes open! Where am I going? There's a door there, I'll go that way...

"Mmmmnh..." Oh fuck, I can't hold in the moan, the... Oh fuck, cover my mouth, then I won't... "Mmmnfff..."

Oh god this thing is... intense... This door goes outside, I'm... Oh god...

I don't think... "Uhnmf..." I think... I think this is just going to relentlessly torment me unless I give it some help...