I am screwed?

You say, "I am Screwed!"

You have been looking for a job for a long time. When you graduated from school, you thought you had everything at your fingertips. You had a degree and hopes for a bright future. But as time started to drift, you have only a few interviews with little chance of employment and becoming more **** with every passing day.

With no money in your bank account and no interviews in about a month, a prestigous law firm calls for an interview. You instantly accept the invitation for the interview before checking out the firm. And after doing some research, it is discovered they have a high volume of sexual harrassment cases. But it is the female lawyers, legal assistants and secretaries sexaul harrassing the men at the firm. You could cancel but what are you're other options.

You're only options is to call you're former boss. She ran a high class escort service that tailored to highly powerful business females. But you also knew that this was going to be prostitution. But you were paid nicely in performing sexual acts.

Another option, you were given an open request to continue to intern for an attractive lawyer's office. But she was loaning you to certain clients.

You're final option was to become lecture at an local college. But a sorrority has photos of you. They warned me upon graduation, they would be very generous accademically and other areas.