I am James! ( Male)

"And in case you were wondering, my name is James Greenhide." You smile at the lamp. It worked. It actually worked. You were so scared it wouldn't work. That there was a flaw in your logic, but there wasn't. Time to test your new powers. You take out a blank piece of paper. "This piece of paper is pink." The piece of paper intstantly turns pink. You slap yourself in the face. How dumb of me to start stating facts without making a backup. "This moment in time is called Time 0 and I can always travel back in time to Time 0." Now you were safe to try whatever you wanted.

You have an entire list of things to say, but where to start? The first thing on your list is to change your own life. You live alone in a small apartment. Every day you drive to your work, where you oversee the unloading of products. Possibly the most boring and unrewarding job in the world. You even cosidered helping unload many times, but you aren't strong or fast. "I live in a large mansion in the Cadellac neighbourhood with my hot wife." Suddenly, the door opens and a man walks into your apartment. He looks up in shock. "What are you doing in my apartment?" the man asks. Oh shit, first mistake. "I am in my new home and that man doesn't remember me being in his apartment." You find yourself at the front door of a huge mansion. Before you can find your keys the door swings wide open and a beautiful woman takes you in a hug. "Honey! I'm so happy you're back." She leads you inside towards the kitchen. It is already very late in the evening and you see she prepared a meal for you. A delicious two-person pizza. You sit down at the table and your wife sits at the opposite end. "So, how was your trip?" This was a crucial moment, because you were going to change your past. "My trip was amazing and I've finally found the item I was looking for. I've already investigated it." This was close enough to the truth not to change too much. You weren't finished however. "I have quit my job after they offered me 3 billion dollars to do so. They've already transferred the money. If we add that to our current bank balance we have just over 6 billion dollars." You smile at the thought of it. "That's great honey! After I was fired I was so afraid you would leave me." In the mean time you have eaten the entire pizza. "I love you so much, ... ." You don't know her name. "Thank you so much for the delicious food. I have to go to the bathroom." You suddenly feel like you have to pee. You walk to the bathroom and relieve yourself. You also take this moment alone to add some more facts. "People I don't want to hear what I'm saying can't hear what I'm saying. I know the name of every person I meet." You walk back to the kitchen where your wife is filling the dishwasher. Suddenly you feel a memory enter your mind. My wife's name is Jessica. "Jessica, why don't you go upstairs while I fill the dishwasher. I'll be there shortly." Your wife looks up at you and smiles. "Oh James, always the gentleman. You look so tired. Leave the dishes to me." You mentally prepare to say something without your wife hearing it. "{ From now on people always accept any offer I make.}" You noticed how your previous wishes also effect actions in the past, because you know the name of every person you ever met. "Truly, it's not that bad. Let me do the dishes." Jessica doesn't resist any further. "Okay, fine. But I hope you'll have enough energy left for the little surprise I have for you." You think you know what the surprise is.

Once your wife is upstairs, you start doing the dishes. Haha, of course not. "The dishes have been done." Except now you have to wait to go upstairs not to arouse any suspicion. You toy around with your powers a bit more. "Women are expected not to cover there breasts while inside." That could be fun. You decide to try something more drastic before you head upstairs. "When she is not sleeping, two hours after orgasm, a woman starts getting progressively more horny. It is acceptable for a woman to ask any man to have sex with her when she's horny. Men are expected to always accept this request." You can't wait to go try that out. You head upstairs and into your room. You have a beautifully decorated room, with a large bed. On your bed lays your beautiful wife.

After an amazing evening you lay next to you wife, who has already gone to sleep, overthinking what else you want to do with your life. You should probably apply for a new job, even if it's just to keep you busy.