I Will Take Caveman, Wife Has Sent You A Text !

Looking in the changing room mirror you feel satisfied with your costume. You have the dad bod thing going on, but this costume hangs loose around your torso, making your shoulders and arms look mighty, although not exactly a gun show.

"Is everything okay, sir?" The french accent lady asks from behind the curtain. Something just felt eerie about this shop and the assistant. It was giving you the pre-Halloween jeepers.

"Yep," you reply. You start to think how this Halloween party will turn out, when all of a sudden your wife Katy texts you.

"I have managed to get mum to look after the children tonight, I will come with you xxx"

You reply, "Great! We havent been out together for some time"

It has been at least 3 years to your knowledge. This family life you both live has no room for partying. You begin to feel excited about tonight's festivities.

Katy texts you back, "Eeek lol i need an outfit, pick something decent for me"

You leave the changing room buzzing! "I will take the caveman outfit, and can you show me the girl outfits, please?