I WAS with someone.

“Well…actually, I did come here with someone…,” he said, his cock rapidly deflating again.

“I should have known,” sighed Jane, “I’m sorry, I’ll let you get back to her and…”

“No, she…” Leon took a deep breath, “She took me here to break up with me.”

“What?”

“She said that she wanted to end it on a happy note.” He shrugged his shoulders. “We had a great dinner last night, danced at one of the clubs, and then as we were having a nightcap at one of the bars, she said it was over. I didn’t know what to do. It was all so sudden. I found myself agreeing with everything she said and giving her one last hug before she walked out. She got on a plane and left this morning. ”

“Oh my…” Jane put her hand up to her mouth, “That’s terrible.”

“Yeah… Hey, look, my offer of a daiquiri still stands if you don’t mind having a drink with the recently heartbroken.”

She replied, “Sure, I’d love to, we can both put down our exes and cry into our glasses.”

He pushed the button for his floor. He smiled at her and suddenly she was very aware that she was naked. She gulped and began to blush furiously. He saw the look on her face. He peaked his head out of the elevator. “It’s clear. Come on, my room is this way.”

As they ran down a series of halls, Leon used his body to shield hers and was always sticking his head around corners to make sure no one was around. They finally made it to his room. He had just fished his key out of his pockets, when they heard a group of people laughing as they were about to come around the corner.

Leon tossed her the key. “Open it up.” He whispered and then tore down the hall and shoulder charged a soda machine. She frantically worked the key and got the door open. She quickly got inside and threw the door closed behind her.

After about a minute, Leon knocked on the door and said, “Jane, it’s me.” She put on a bathrobe and opened the door. He came in grinning from ear to ear with an armful of cans.

“What did you do?” she asked giggling incredulously.

“I knew that we weren’t going to make inside in time, so I created a distraction.”

“By attacking the pop machine?”

He dumped the cans onto a chair. “I told them it ate my dollar. They seemed to understand.”

“How did you get all the cans?”

“I hit it pretty hard; they all just sort of rolled on out.”

She laughed and gave him a big hug. Her voluptuous frame pressed up against his hard, muscular body. “Oh! My knight in shining armor! Are you okay?”

He said he was fine, and they ordered some drinks from room service. They sat down on the couch and started to talk about each other’s failed relationships.

“…so that was when I told him I wanted a divorce,” she said as she finished the tale of her marriage.

“Wow, what a dick. He cheated on you with your own sister?”

She nodded, and there was a knock on the door. Leon answered it. A waiter came in with a tray of daiquiris. “Thanks,” said Leon, “Just set it down right there.” He gave the waiter a tip and said, “By the way, I think there is something wrong with the soda machine out there.”

The waiter nodded and said he’d have somebody look into it right away. Jane couldn’t help giggling as he walked out the door. They both began to sip on their drinks and Leon said, “Now that you’re wearing something, do want to go exploring or shall we waste away our evening getting drunk in here?”