I Am Danger I Am . (Yup.)

They lay there cuddling, Iaeiros penis slowly going limp even though it was sandwiched between the warm and soft cheeks of Ibú's ass, when there was a boom that for a crucial split second they both thought was thunder, before they recognized the sound as not thunder but the explosion of a rocket-propelled grenade!

Not bothering to dress, they bolted for the comparative safety of their bodyguard detail in the next room, but two men dressed in form-fitting kevlar body suits smashed through the window! They intercepted Ibú and smacked her upside the head with a leather sack full of buckshot, then in a serpent swift motion aimed their pistols at Iaeiros and shot him once each, one to the lung and another to the gut, then ran back out into the pouring rain, even as the guards from the next room, AK-47's blazing, stormed in and tried desperately to stop them.

"HOLD FIRE! THEY HAVE IB-!" Aesculapius screamed before the lights suddenly went out inside his head...