I’ll set up a slutty Tinder profile

I left the coffee shop and went back to my car, I figured I would need a little privacy. I downloaded the app, entered my basic info, and got to the set up page. I froze for a bit at the bio and wondered what to write, again and again I filled out the bio trying to be cute or funny but every time I deleted it all. I wondered why I was even doing this and all my frustrations came to me at that moment.

“Married (for now) woman here, looking to be slutty since my husband barely touches me! If you’re hung and black swipe right and we’ll have a good time!”

It seemed a little too direct but it was the truth. I chose not to delete and began choosing pictures of myself to upload. They were mostly selfies and beach photos. I was scrolling through my pics and saw a few that were meant for Tyler only, but if he didn’t appreciate them then maybe someone else would. I bit my lip and selected one that was far more revealing but I wanted it to be out there, I wanted strangers to see.

With that my account was done and I was finally able to begin swiping. I swiped left on most but there were a lot to choose from and I did swipe right on many of them. Since I only just started the account I wasn’t getting any matches but I was sure that I was going to have some fun very soon! I got out of my car and went back into the coffee shop and just then the order for the office was complete. I picked it up and continued on to work, excited to see what matches I would get!