I'm white, he's black.

he siguls on the magician's cheeks glowed with an unearthly green.

"I can see this now. Mm, I see what you like about this guy. A nice match, indeed, with rippling pectorals. It almost makes me wish I hadn't sold my eyes and sex organs in an infernal pact for incredible cosmic power... Almost. I've straight up had sex with a nebula, so, not totally. But nice, nonetheless."

This was getting stranger by the second, you thought.

"Oh, uh, one last thing. An animal, some small mote of life seems to be blocking him from the head up. It's been so long since I've been in this ecosystem that I've forgotten what this is called. Mind helping a poor old will worker out?"