I'll wait with the blonde.

Can these women really be thinking what you're thinking? You decide it's worth the few minutes to wait and find out with the big-breasted blonde. Even if you're wrong--and you have to be wrong, don't you?--a little wait would be worth it just to see her stand up in that tight little uniform.

The two women exchange glances again, and this time the blonde smiles truimphantly. The dark-haired nurse gives you another look, then sashays off, short skirt clinging to her rear as she retreats. "Go ahead and have a seat," the blonde says. "This won't take long." She turns the computer screen away from you and, once you sit down, she opens a file and begins working again.

After a little while, she looks up. "Want to read some of our...magazines while you wait? We don't have anyone else today. It'll be nice and private." She winks.