I'll bet I can convince him to let me play with his balls...

"What if I gave you..." Take a step back, run a little finger past my... very stiff nipple... shit... Well, he's looking, at least... "... something else?"

Why is he leaning over the bar, is my shirt riding up? No... Oh, he's just checking me out. Sure. "I could take the shirt." Was that a shrug? C'mon, I'm way hotter than just a shrug! "You know, as collateral or whatever."

Oh shit. I'm pretty sure that I did not actually expect that to work. Fuck.

"Sounds like a deal!" Oh my god, Jeff! I don't know if I'm quite horny enough for all this!

"Uh..." Uh... fuck, do I actually want to do this? Fuuuuuck...

"Here you go." Uh... Oh my god I am so fucking wet right now... Think, Cindy, think!

"And you..." No! Jeff! Stop!

"No, wait!" Oh my god, push it back down... please...

"Doesn't look like you have much else to give, babe." No one's looking. But, cute bartender guy is right...