Hypnotist

Jamie got a soda and a bag of roasted peanuts and wandered the carnival midway. At the end of the midway was a tent with a sign outside. Randini the Randy Hypnotist! and a photo of a man with a pointed goatee and wizard hat with spirals on it. "That's rich," Jamie said to herself.

"How about complimentary admission?" said a voice.

Jamie turned around and saw the man from the photo. He wore a black tuxedo with red vest and bow tie and that silly wizard's hat. "It'll be a lark," he continued, and I just need one more person to have enough for a show.

"Whatever," said Jamie, "I guess I have nothing to lose if it's free."

"Very good," said the man with bow. He opened the curtain and Jamie went in. There were eleven people seated in front of a small stage. The only seats available were on the front row, so Jamie took a seat. On the stage was a chair and a microphone stand.

"Ladies and gentlemen!" said a voice, "please make sure there are no kids with you. Thank you! And now the amaaaazing Randiniiiiiii!"

The man strolled on stage to tepid applause. "Thank you, thank you, thank you!" he said. "Now before we begin, I need a volunteer. He looked around the room then at Jamie. "How about the prettiest young lady at the carnival?" He held out a hand in Jamie's direction.

Jamie was flattered by the compliment but she crossed her arms.

"Give her some encouragement, ladies and gentlemen!"

The people around her clapped.

"Maybe I should find someone prettier?" said Randini.

"I'll do it!" said Jamie. She stood up, and Randini helped her on stage.

"What is your name?"

"Jamie."

"Ever been hypnotized before, Jamie?"

"No, never."

"You'll find it the most relaxing thing ever and when it's over, you'll feel like a million bucks. Now, focus on my tie." The red bow tie lit up, and Jamie focused on it. The red lights began to blink on and off slowly. "You are feeling very relaxed. As you focus on my tie, you feel more and more relaxed and at ease. You are become more and more relaxed and going deeper and deeper into a state of relaxation."

Jamie's eye lids grew heavy, and her head began to nod. Finally, her chin fell to her chest, and she closed her eyes.

Randini spoke to Jamie in calm, but stern voice. "Jamie, you must obey Randini. You will obey Randini without question. If he tells you to do something, you'll will do it, and want to do it. You will also believe anything he says. Finally, when he says the word 'Sleep!' you will go back into a trance. Now, I'm going to count backwards from ten, and when I hit one, you will awaken. Ten...nine...

When Randini said "one," Jamie lifted her head up and blinked her eyes.

Randini looked at Jamie. "Jamie," he said, "you are supposed to wear your panties on your head. Take them off right now and put them on your head!"

Jamie heard the crowd snicker, but she shrugged. She knew Randini was right. She reached up under her sundress and pulled her panties off without exposing herself. She pulled them down over her head. Randini pulled handfulls of her hair out through the leg holes. "That's better."

"Now, Jamie, it's very hot in her. Your dress is making you very hot and sweaty. It's the most uncomfortable item of clothing you have ever worn. It's itchy and hot."

Jamie started scratching. She felt like she was wearing a dress made out of pine straw and insulation. She grew warmer and warmer. "I don't know why I wore this!" she said, scratching herself anywhere the fabric touched her.

"Just take it off and toss it into the crowd," said Randini.

Jamie reached behind her and unzipped the dress. She took it off as fast as possible and tossed the horrible garment into the crowd, to the cheers of the people. She stood on stage wearing only a bra.

"You can't wear just a bra," Said Randini. "You look silly. Take it off and tie it around your neck. Wear it like a scarf."

Jamie reached behind her and unclasped her bra. She took it off then tied it around her neck.

"Jamie, you look so sexy. You are the sexiest woman at this carnival. When you leave her, stop and tell anyone you see you are the sexiest woman here."

Jamie smiled and nodded.

"Sleep!"

Jamie's head bowed to her chest.

"Jamie, when I count back from ten, you will wake up at one, but you will not realize you are naked, have your panties on your head, and your bra around your neck until you get home and then you will feel completely humiliated and blame yourself for how you acted. You believe you are dressed and look as you did when you left your house this morning. If anyone tells you you are naked, you will become angry with them and insult them. Also, for the rest of the day, any time you say something, you will end each sentence by loudly barking like a dog. You do not know why you do it, and will feel like a total moron when you do. Now, when you wake up, you will feel energized and confident. Ten...nine...

When Jamie snapped out of her trance, she felt great.

"Jamie, how do you feel?"

"I feel great. Ark! Arf!"

"Why did you bark at me?"

Jamie blushed. "I don't know. Arf! Arf!"

"Well, maybe you just need to take a stroll around the carnival. Ladies and gentlemen, another round of applause for the sexy Jamie here!"

The crowd stood and gave Jamie a standing ovation.

Jamie did not know what happened, but smiled and did a slight bow. Randini helped her off the stage, and she left the tent.