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Your panties are feeling pretty soaked from all the naughty thoughts you're having. You peer around the cafe surreptiously, wondering if any of the men there have sighted you and targeted you.

It's a long few minutes before you realize that since **** still has consequences in your new world, it's not like you're going to randomly get groped sitting here.

Right, maybe you need to add to the rules to give yourself an opportunity.

Old Rule: Tilly Smith can change her outfit simply by imagining what she wants to wear and saying aloud "I wish." No one will notice when this happens.

You picture yourself in the pink miniskirt from before, just barely covering your buttcheeks, and say "I wish," quietly.

Given how damp your panties are getting, you picture a clean white pair and say "I wish" again. Your hand trembles just a bit as you put the pencil to the pages.

New Rule: If a woman wears a short skirt near an alleyway, she will be dragged in by one or more rapists.

The practical brain of yours makes you hesitate - you don't want to die. But you don't want to make it super safe, either. You briefly mull over STDs and pregnancy, too. Pregnancy terrifies you - which is highly erotic. You decide that there is ultimately nothing sexy about STDs.

New Rule: Scientific breakthroughs in the two years prior to penning this rule have resulted in cures for all STDS.

There. That should mean there's still a threat of them since cures take forever to disseminate to the general public, but you won't be saddled with herpes for life. You then turn your attention back to making **** dangerous but not deadly.

Old Rule: All men have fantasies about **** women, but not all have the same level of desire to do so. Only 1 in 300 million men will desire long-lasting physical damage to their victims, defined as anything harsher than a bruise.

You realize immediately that if you fought off your rapists too hard with that constraint, they might give up. With a frown, you mull the words carefully before writing:

Old Rule: All men in the act of **** a woman will find that they have 1.5x her strength. All men in the act of **** a woman will experience nothing worse than a bruise despite the female victims' best efforts.

Satisfied, you finish off the last of your drink, toss the notebook into your dimensional storage pocket, and stand up, brushing your skirt as flat and as far down as you can because you're not used to showing so much skin. You can go to the bus stop and go home, or wander the busy street the cafe is on (complete with an alley!).