How dad gets there

Look you up from your desk and see your friend Phil standing there.

"Hey Jim what are you doing for lunch." You look at him and say

"Not really i was planing to head to a sub shop why what's up"

He smiles "well i have a great place to try. Its been what two three years sense your wife passed? Well bet you haven't been laid in that time. Right?"

You try not to laugh when you answer. " well not that it natters but no ive not been with anyone"

"Well then i know this place its called the cum n go. Its a glory hole adult sex shop. We can get laid and not worry about getting the chick food first. So what do you say."

What else can you say but. "Yes lets go sounds like fun."