How can you not keep her?

You wake up the next morning alone in your bed. Off in the distance, there are sounds in the kitchen. You get up to do your morning ritual in the bathroom, emerging brushed and shaved and clean.

Going on into the kitchen, you can smell the fresh-brewed coffee and the good food Doe has been cooking a wonderful breakfast - huevos rancheros.

"Good morneeng!" she says, "Do joo work today?"

"No," you tell her, "It's Saturday and I have it off. I work Monday thru Friday, like most people."

"Ahhh, Que bueno!" Doe says with a smile, "I clean thees place on Mondays when joo are gone. Top to the bottom."

Doe cooks and cleans and she's the best woman you've ever had in bed. Sexwise, you didn't know that they made women that good! No doubt about it, you've got to keep Doe.