Holy fuck, I am way too embarrassed at stripping half naked in the library to admit this, I have to hide it...

"Is it a little hot in here?" He clearly didn't notice my nipples poking right through this shirt...

"Uh, no, I'm good..." A little chilly at the moment...

"I just mean, you're a little flushed, is all." Oh god, just remind me that I'm mostly naked and you have no idea and smile at me all cute like that, you god damn son of a bitch, Jeff... Fu-uck!

"I'm good." Math. Math! "I was just, uh, going over Stokes' Theorem." Yes. Math. Safe.

"You mean how you can tell how much swirly is in something by drawing a circle around it?" The fuck are you talking about? And stop smiling all cute.

"Uh..." He just glanced down my shirt! Jesus, guys are so... Oh shit, does he know?!?

"It was just a, uh, a joke." He looked again... I don't think he can see anything... And I'm pretty snug against this table...

"Oh." Math joke? Oh, because it's a closed-loop line integral, and it's equal to the curl. Swirly. Heh, that's not bad. "Heh, that's kinda funny."

Maybe he deserves to be able to see something for that one...