His boss walks in

“What’s going on in here?!” someone shouted, making Derek feel even more terrified than he already was. Mr. Williams, the head of the office, had heard everyone laughing at Derek and had come in to see what all the ruckus was about. He was not expecting to see one of his employees stark naked in the workplace.

“Allman!” Mr. Williams yelled, “What’s the meaning of this?! Where are your clothes?!”

“I-, Derek stammered, “I- I don’t know sir! My clothes just... sort of disappeared.”

“Disappeared?” Mr. Williams said skeptically, “What, do you think I was born yesterday?! Tell me the truth Allman!”

“I swear sir,” Derek plead, “I don’t know what happened. One moment I’m clocking back in with my work uniform on and the next it’s gone! Please, you have to believe me sir!”

“Hmph!” grunted the boss, eyeing up his nude worker. He knew that he should fire Derek for something like this, but he had to admit, Derek was pretty good-looking. He clearly stayed fit and wasn’t overly hairy either. He could look at that body all day. Feeling his cock stirring within his pants, Mr. Williams decided to do something a little unorthodox to Derek as punishment.

“Well,” he said, “You’ll just have to keep working naked.”