His Sister, Alice

It was with some trepidation that James put his hand on the doorhandle, but he also did it with a little excitement. Whoever stood on the other side of that door could be his ticket to a fun night in or out...

Instead what he got was Alice, which was enough to kill his evening on the spot. Alice was blonde, green eyes, very clearly his sister. In fact, she may as well have been staring into a mirror showing her an over-dressed version of herself. Luckily for James, Alice isn't the smartest woman on the planet.

"Oh, well... I don't believe we've met... ?" she said blankly, pushing past and slumping in the chair opposite the TV. Switching it and putting it on some music channel, she instantly started texting, only once looking up to say 'So yeah, can you tell James that I'm in town and crashing here tonight, K? Oh, and my boyfriends coming over, so you'll both want to stay out of the house'.