His Mother

John froze. He saw his mother side-on, starring down at Emily. She was wearing her usual tight and just too short yoga pants and a tank top whose arm holes were so big John could see a massive amount of her side boob.

"I'm so sorry" John could barely manage a whisper.

Jen turned on the spot so fast that her breast swung outwards and rebounded off each other, settling with her right nipple just peaking out from her arm hole.

"John.. I can't believe.." She began

"I'm so sorry, I just couldn't help it." John was almost crying now.

"I'm so.." Jen tried to find the right words