Head to first hour: PE

Your high school mandates that you take two semesters of PE, otherwise there's no way you'd be in this class. You're **** to "dress out," which means changing clothes in a crowded, dimly-lit dank, musty, locker room.

Within 5 minutes of the bell, the class is expected to be upstairs, dressed & ready to start. Consequently, there aren't a lot of pleasantries in the locker room. The shower room is only 10 x 7 and is a gang shower (no stalls), with 4 showerheads lining the two longest walls. You never shower after class, and you feel that the entire PE experience is humiliating and inhumane.

Today will be different, though.

As you're doing the exercises (sit-ups, pushups, squat-thrusts, etc.), you look over to the girls' side of the gym, and notice that they're doing jumping jacks. You see the Senior Girls jumping up and down; being an 18-year-old male this is something you usually notice. You also routinely think about how much more their breasts would bounce and jiggle around if they weren't wearing bras, and today - in this respect - is no different. You suddenly notice that the breasts of all the girls have started to bounce and joggle freely underneath their cotton tees. The girls look startled and flushed but most of them just try to maintain their composure as if nothing has happened. You realize what this means; you didn't deliberately remove their bras, it was just a routine train of though. This time everything is okay, but you realize that you'll have to be careful in order not to cause any awkwardness next time.