Head straight to the dorm

You decide to stick to the plan and start heading towards all women's dorm. You

try your best to blend in with the crowd on campus, but seeing as how there just

aren't that many men on campus it is a bit difficult. Amongst the stares of women

wandering campus, you feel yourself more exposed than you would be if you were

naked.

"Hey! You don't belong you here!" yells a passing security guard. He quickly tackles

you and tasers you unnecessarily, admist cries of "Don't tase me, bro!"

You suddenly black out.

...

Later that evening you are arraigned on charges of trespassing, and are held in the

county's lockup. However it won't be really necessary as you soon perish the next

morning as a result of your genetic disease.