He doesn’t make it back

As Derek continued to walk through the crowd of people, he noticed that he suddenly felt colder. However, he pushed this feeling aside since he had to get back to work and clean up his shirt.

As Derek kept moving, people started to either quickly move away from him, look at him like he was ridiculous, or eye him up like a fine cut of meat. He had no idea what was going on.

Eventually, some people started to laugh and one woman even said, “Nice cock.” Derek was immediately taken aback and, processing what that woman had said, looked down. He was hoffified to see that his clothes had vanished and was now outside, naked.