He arrives.

You hang up the phone. You can't wait, you had heard about a number which you could call to make a deal with the devil, but you hadn't believed. You still don't believe, even as you prepare for His arrival.

On your young virginal body is nothing but a red robe, you walk around and light the sage scented candles. After you light the last one, you get so excited you touch your self. Even though you have never had sex, your a pro at self pleasure. As you reach orgasm. There is the sound of a deep voice laughing. You turn and there He is.

"Well, isn't this special, you did all this for me. However shall I repay you." He says mockingly. You freeze and in that second you realize you might be over your head.

"How about I change your gender first." He says and snaps his fingers.