He Doesn’t Get a Chance

Naruto thought of something but before he could open his mouth to speak it to reality a hand flew over his mouth. Then he passed out the last thing he saw was a shinobi with a mask. Naruto’s last thought before darkness was “shit it’s an Anbu”.

When Naruto woke up he was cuffed to a pole in some kinda dark room. The lucky thing was nothing was covering his mouth so they mustn’t know of his ability. Naruto then said “I am not chained up and I know where I am.” Then it all came clear to him. His arms came free and he knew he was just locked in a storage closet in the hokage tower. This must have been a form of **** on him from Tsunade.

Naruto was about to try the door when suddenly he heard a pair of footsteps. They were coming from the hallway outside the door. Then Naruto heard some grumbling which he made out to be Tsunade.

“Shitty brat wasting my time holding up the Kazekage. I didn’t even have time to get a drink in. I don’t think this day could get any worse.” Tsunade grumbled as she passed the door Naruto was behind as she headed back to her office.

Naruto definitely wanted his **** on Tsunade for ruining his fun. However there were also several other options close to his location. There were many Anbu still around, Shizune was a few doors down doing some of Tsunade’s paperwork, and of course Tsunade who by now was grumbling in her office.

Naruto just about wanted a taste of all of them but first he needed to do something. “All current members of the Anbu are female if they are male they will turn into a female version of themselves but have always been a woman.” Complicated but should have achieved what Naruto wanted. He wasn’t a huge fan of Sai as a man so maybe he will be better as a woman.

Then there was Shizune she was always under the Hokage’s thumb. It seemed like she almost didn’t have a complete mind of her own. Naruto then thought of an interesting idea what if he had her under his thumb? He perfected the wording in his head then spoke. “Shizune was born to be the personal pet of Naruto Uzumaki. Imprinted in her mind is the complete obedience and loyalty of a well trained dog specifically for Naruto. The life she has lived to this point has felt wrong to her but she continued not knowing her truth. When I Naruto Uzumaki say ‘Good Dog Shizune’ she will immediately realize her life’s purpose. From there she will swear her loyalty to me and assume her role as my pet abandoning Tsunade.” That should cover all the basics was Naruto’s first thoughts. He thought of a few more things he would like to add but decided that could come later.

Naruto was now ready to move onto Tsunade but he didn’t want to change her until he was face to face with her.