Hazel Depp

"I'm HOOOOOOOOOOME!" You're just laying on the bed playing games on your phone when you hear a door open and then slam shut. You sit up to see a pale woman with curly brown hair and a white flower in her hair. She's wearing orange short shorts and and a yellow crop top that shows off her flat stomach. "Wow, it's so cozy in here! I love it!"

The brunette gives you no time to talk as she sees you. "OH YEAH, I FORGOT! I have a roommate!" She walks up to you and begins to forcibly shake your hand. "Hi, I'm Hazel! Nice to meet you, what's your name? What's your favorite color? On a scale of 1 to 10 how big is your penis?"

"My name's John, my favorite color is- wait what?" You try to comprehend what was happening as this grown woman acts like an ten year old child. "Can you slow down?"

Hazel's eyes widen before she takes a deep breath. "First of all, that last question was a joke...mostly. Second of all, I'm sorry! My doctor says I have ADHD or something like that; I took some pills on the way here but they haven't kicked in yet. I'm so glad I have a roommate though; my daddy, Johnny, said I should get some alone time to get over my boyfriend breaking up with me. He sent me here today and had a good long talk with the manager after they said their was no room!"

You're lucky you weren't drinking anything because if you were, a spit take would be inevitable! "Wait, Johnny Depp is your dad?" You understand now why that worker was freaking out! If you had any thoughts about leaving, they were gone now!

"Yup! Now where do you want to hang out? The pool? The movies? The beach? The arcade?"

You needed a second to comprehend everything as you slowly stand up. "Uh...I'm just going to shower real quick! Then we can go somewhere."

"Sure!" A devious smile forms on Hazel's lips. "Don't take too long, we have a long day ahead of us."