Have you had any mail for her?

"I'm expecting a package today," she explains "and I was wondering if it was delivered here by mistake? It's really quite urgent you see..."

She looks anxiously past you into as if hoping to spot her errant delivery.

"Sorry, all we've had today are bills and this." you hold out the raygun to show her "I don't suppose you've ordered a toy gun and accidentally put my name on it?"

She looks down at the thing you are holding and...