Have a chat back at my place

"Hey, I love to talk to pretty girls," I say to them with a big grin.

"Although I'd be much more comfortable if we did it at my apartment."

The girls look at each other briefly and nod. "We'd love to check out your apartment," Tiffany answers. "Lead the way, Dwayne!" Julie says happily.

I take the girls to my apartment, making some small talk along the way. I try not to tell the girls too much about me so that they'll stay as long as possible in my apartment.

Finally, we reach the apartments and I lead them up to the white door into my apartment. Hell, these people even have white doors!

"Welcome to my lair, ladies," I say with a smile as I unlock the door. The girls laugh and follow me inside. As I hold the door open for the ladies,

I can't help but check out their excellent tits. I shut the door tight behind them. I don't want these fine ladies just running out on me. I even turn the air conditioning down so the girls will get hot. It's all part of my ultimate plan.

The girls are sitting on the side of my bed, with a space in between them for me to sit. Perfect, I think. I take my seat and say, "Hit me with any questions you have. I'm very candid."

They ask me questions about where I come from and what it was like, whether I was surrounded by **** and gangs, how it was growing up in the inner city, if I had any friends in jail or dead, etc. It is obvious these girls haven't talked to many black guys. They're right, I was surrounded by a lot of bad shit growing up, but there are certainly black people that weren't.

Finally, they ask me the big question: "What it's like being the only black guy at Rocky State University?"

I laugh at the question. "It's actually pretty cool," I reply. "It makes me popular with the people around here. And I'm already famous. That's my goal: to be famous."

The girls nod, eagerly eating up every bullshit word coming out of my mouth.

Julie pulls at the collar of her uniform. "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" she says.

Tiffany agrees with her. "Yeah, why don't we open up a window or something?"

Now it's time to put my plan into action.