Harassment

It's Friday morning and like I usually do I get ready to go to the grocery store to get a few things for dinner tonight. I put on a pink floral print dress and a pair of red ballet flats and out the door I go.

I get my groceries no problem but as I'm leaving the store a man begins to follow me. He's unkempt and wearing a shabby suit. Honestly he looks like a hobo. "What's your name gorgeous?" I ignore him. I'm a busy woman and I don't have time for some bum's nonsense. "C'mon beautiful you can tell me your name can't you?" I turn around and he's licking his lips staring at me." Those sure are some sexy legs you got there sweet thing."

I'm obviously not going to get rid of him by simply ignoring him. I put my groceries in the car and calmly tell him. "If you don't leave me alone and go away I'll kick you in the scrotum." He gets closer to me, so close I can smell the booze on his breath." Don't be like that sweetheart,c'mon and give me a kiss."

He closes his eyes and leans in puckering his lips. That's when I grab the lapel of his dirty grey pinstriped jaket and pull him towards me while I slam my knee in his groin smashing his testicles between my knee and his body." URHK!" he staggers towards me while his knees buckle as he slowly falls to the ground. I move backward so he doesn't fall on me.

" I warned you didn't I. I told you I would kick you in the scrotum but you wouldn't listen, now look at you rolling around on the ground." He gets up on all fours and begins to cough. I know what's coming next so I move further back out of the way. Sure enough he begins to vomit.

He looks up at me with red bloodshot eyes and tears streaming down his cheeks." Y..yo..you..crushed my nuts..lady." I smirk at him." Yes I did and hopefully you learned your lesson."

Later when I get home from the store I see Larry's car and a Sears delivery truck in the driveway. As Larry comes outside to carry in the groceries he explains to me that the washer and dryer are being delivered and set up. I only asked for a washer but he got a matching dryer as well. Hmmn, Larry might get lucky tonight.