Hand her a Towel

You hand her a towel.

"Get dressed. We're going out." Doe says.

"Sure." you reply...

...Later that night.

"Where are we going?" You ask.

Doe is driving.

"Shhh you will see." is her only answer.

You arrive at a fancy looking House.

"What is this place?" You ask.

"Swingers club." She says.

"What!?"

"Come now...you didn't think it a little odd that a girl would jump your bones because you offered her coffee? I live a bit on a wild side sometimes."

"Holy Crap...is that my 8th grade teacher Ms Young?" You say.

"A lot of women in this town have a wild side. So are you coming in or will you wimp out?" She asks.