Hairy pussy.

Oh wow, I guess she hasn't shaved in a while, because she is rocking an entire enchanted forest down there. How can she even find the damn thing hidden in that nest? Is anything living in there? Does she have to brush it? Is there a special care routine for that mich hair down there? Can she tie it in a knot? Can she tie it in a b-?

Your last thought to yourself is immediately wiped from your mind as your girlfriend's bare ass starts descending towards the toilet seat, and you, at an alarming rate! You look at her giant ass and hairy crotch, and then the toilet seat, trying to gauge where she will land.

At the last second you run to a spot that is dangerously close to the front of the toilet seat, just as her plump butt slammed down. You appear to have stopped at just the right spot, because you were right in between her slightly spread thighs. You look around and see her delicate thick thighs on both sides of you. You also see the small gap leading towards a pretty far plunge ahead, and then you see the majestic bush bewteen your girlfriend's legs.

*Pssssshhhhhhhhhh* "Ahhhhhhhhh" your girlfriend groans as she finally starts to relieve herself, unaware of her tiny voyeur of a boyfriend between her legs listening in.

You lick your lips and stare towards the noise. Are you that much of a perv? Or should you try something else?