HPP: Aqua's Got This

Being a real person and not some sort of foolish caricature, Kazuma resolutely refused to somehow 'use' his member on the guild worker and get registered for free. Seriously, did Aqua truly believe he had only to show her his penis and she would be so enthralled as to cheat her job out of a fee? Or did he expect that he should somehow take her in back somewhere and fuck her brains out, keeping her on the cusp of orgasm until she agreed to waive the fee?

Granted, thinking about these sorts of things was naturally arousing and he felt his new and improved penis thickening in his pants, but there was just no way he could actually try to do anything of the sort! What if he failed and got thrown in jail! Not to mention, the damage he could do to his budding reputation as an adventurer!

Aqua's loud annoying voice signaled her return from her declared mission to take matters into her own hands, "Now here he is! My disciple! Now remember! If his thing is bigger than this-" she held her hands apart in front of her, "I get your money!"

Kazuma stared. There were two female adventurers with Aqua, one looking uncomfortable and the other had a smile that made him think 'pervert!'. He groaned inwardly as three sets of feminine eyes settled upon him. Why the hell had he let Aqua go again? Of course, she came up with something stupid like this! Why couldn't she have just asked that priest looking fellow over there? She was a goddess, right? Maybe he even worshiped her..

"Yea, okay. Whatever. You gonna pay us when its smaller, right?" said the cat-eared one nonchallantly, and Kazuma couldn't help but run his eyes up and down her attractive form appreciatively. Cute cat girl! Yes, sir!

"I don't know about this...isn't this uh kind of skeevy? Plus why would she bet, unless it was true? This is stupid." This one was also cute, though he found her bare-mid riff and the fact she was only wearing a tiny bottom that covered little more than a bikini to be interesting given her seemingly 'good-girl' type.

"Ha! Whatever. It's pocket change. This new bird is too amusing and this morning was already boring me!"

"You're kind of drunk. I don't think you should have made this bet....especially for the both of us..."

Her friend waved her off as Aqua came around to his other side and bent over as she pressed his torso back and gestured at his lap, she whispered with too much satisfaction, "See? Solved this problem myself! Not so useless, huh?"

You haven't done anything, you bitch!

To the adventurers she enthusiastically declared with no self-awareness at all, "Take a look and be awed at my peon's blessing!"

The catgirl was unimpressed, "Hey hey what am I looking at? Weird green pants? Whip it out already, I came for a show!"

"Please don't." said the other but she didn't go anywhere.

He was feeling a complete lack of social competence in this insane situation brought about by the idiot he'd selected as his reward. Truly he was the idiot.

The other idiot whispered loudly behind her hand to him as she leaned in, "What are you waiting for? Show them! Don't screw up all my hard work! Do you know how many people laughed at me or even said rude things before I found these two!

AIEE! How many of his future social peers did she talk to about the contents of his pants! Damn her!

Keeping his face frozen in a stupid friendly smile at the ladies, he whispered out the side of his mouth at her, "I'm not going to take out my dick in public, you... moron... you."

Aqua shrugged and abruptly reached down to grasp his waistband. Before he could react she showed a startling amount of strength and yanked both his pants and underwear half way down his thighs despite the fact he was still sitting down. Despite the situation, or perhaps because of it, his penis had continued to harden over the past few minutes and it was now fully erect, a beast unleashed its tip easily reaching past the tabletop. Kazuma watched the looks on the girls' faces transform from nervousness and amusement respectively to twin expressions of shock. The catgirl's eyes soon gleamed with carnal interest even as her friend held a hand to cover her open mouth as she stared

The catgirl leaned in, "Holy shit!"

Kazuma couldn't help but study the shape of her pert breasts swelling her tight top and he felt his cock twitch as the girl's rather alluring scent mixed with **** filled his nostrils. Then he winced and cried out as Aqua let go of his pants and his dick was suddenly slammed against his stomach and strongly constricted by his waistband.

Aqua chirped happily, "I win! Money! Mo-ney! Money time! Pay up, please."

He was vaguely aware of the catgirl pushing some coins across the table as she sat down right next to him. She pressed close as the fingers of one hand lightly played across the solid bar of his prick within his pants, "You want to go somewhere? Have some fun, big....boy?" She accompanied those last two teasing words by strongly grasping the part of his shaft that was sticking out of his waistband and gently stroking the underside of his glans with her thumb.

Kazuma was all for agreeing to that, all practical thoughts quite thoroughly vacated from his brain and in fact he would have been singing Aqua's praises had he been capable of acknowledging the existence of any other person than the lovely sexy cat-girl against him. Oh she had him in the palm of her hand and he had no problems with that!

Then that fickle evil aligned goddess struck again and he was dragged out of his seat by Aqua's freakish strength with just one small hand about his wrist, "Come on! You can have fun later! Remember, first step in our journey to defeat the Devil King- Register!"

Kazuma reached out a sorrowful hand towards his beautiful cat-girl who was herself, being dragged away by her friend.