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For the first time in the lockdown shows, we get a professional level multi camera shot to start the show.

“Hey guys, Holly Willoughby here, for some reason whenever there's any talk of gunge or mess, my name pops up. It's like I have a reputation for it or something.”

Holly is stood on a tarpaulin in the 'This Morning' studio wearing a sundress in a white and blue design.

“Obviously I said yes. Because I love you all and also because it's my way of helping raise money for Coronavirus charities. So if you can, please do donate. Now today's mess was inspired by the gorgeous Charlotte Church who got Coca-Cola to sponsor her video. So I reached out to the lovely people at Heinz And they not only made a sizeable monetary donation but also provided my mess for today.”

A video clip plays showing a Heinz lorry arriving at the studio and large tins of baked beans being offloaded.

We return to Holly, this time with a couple of conspicuous buckets next to her.

“Can I just say, I've had beans over me before and I didn't like it then, so I’m not expecting to like it now.”

Holly picked up the first bucket, slightly struggling due to the weight, and began to pour it at stomach height down her dress. The dark orange sauce stained her dress as the beans sloppily fell straight to the floor covering her bare feet.

“Having to gunge yourself feels really wrong!”

Once the bucket was partially emptied and thus a lot lighter Holly lifted it higher above her head and with a wane smile to camera tipped it over her hair. Her body spasmed as she misjudged the angle and load of beans fell down her back. Being a lot more careful she tipped the rest of the bucket over the front of her head coating her face, most of the beans fell straight to the floor but some of them dripped down onto her dress and exposed cleavage.

“Judging by the faces of the crew here in the studio, at least I know someone’s enjoying this, but it certainly isn't me.”

Holly sat down on the floor, her dress fanning out behind but at the front the soaked material just sat on her knees. Using her hands she began to grabs beans out from the remaining bucket and rub them on her shoulders and arms as if she was washing herself.

“Can I just say, this is the strangest feeling ever. This had better be worth some serious money!”

She emptied handfuls of beans onto her neck and chest, flinching as the cold beans ran down inside her dress. With most of the solid beans used up, Holly grabbed the bucket and laying on her back began to pour the sauce over her prone body, starting at her lap and slowly working her way up towards her head. As she reached her facer, she hesitated before carrying on and allowing the last of the bean juice to cover her features.

Wet, slimy and orange, Holly stood back up and turned to the camera.

“Well that was truly disgusting. Join us tomorrow to see how our 'I' celebrity gets on, but until then have a Happy day!”