Grudgingly

“Girl, before I help you, you have to tell me everything.” He says in a slightly accented voice.

“Well it started at the haunted house?”

“The Farrasett house? The one that blew up?”

“It blew up?”

“Yes, yesterday. Don’t you get the news?”

“Been dealing with demons...so no.”

“That house was bad news. That guy Farrasett was an evil genius, and totally insane. It’s probably good it’s gone. Continue.”

“I went into a room and made a deal with Lucifer.”

“The Lucifer?”

“I don’t know, maybe. He said he was.”

“Shit.”

“Then I accidentally sent my friends to hell.”

“Accidentally? How do you accidentally send your friends to hell?”

“I just asked for payback from the prank they did. I didn’t know what the payback would be.”

“I’m not sure I can even help you. Sending your friends to hell is a huge sin.”

“Please! You have to. I have nowhere else to go to. At least help me banish the demons that possessed my friends!”

“So at least you still have some good in you. Hmm. Alright. Anything else I need to know?”

“This isn’t my body. They did something to me. They made me possess my friend.”

“Ok, remind me not to be your friend... With no connection to your body, eventually you will become a demon spirit.”

“What do we do?”

“Well I can think of two solutions, the dangerous one, and the really dangerous one.”