Group A gets underway...

The competition got underway ...

and immediatley, the 40 men that had been 'let out' for this group game, were being kicked in the balls and in the face, being taken down by the eager participants:

Amanda Coetzer & Daniela Hantuchova got one each in the first half-second after the opening whistle,

the American Gladiators Diamond & Lace had to run after some running men, swiflty tackling one each and tieing them up, before writing their team initials on them.

Angelina Jolie & Gwen Stefani opted for a slower way, grabbing men by the balls and squeezing till it popped, then culminating in lethal facesits.

Atomic Kitten were kicking men down left and right ...

Baise Moi (two angry but cute French chicks) were two-on-oneing the men, felling them with throws of their bags, then stomping them hard until their ribs cracked and they ultimately completely caved in ...

Meanwhile, Billie Piper & Kate Winslet were using their larger derrieres to their advantage, grabbing men as they ran by and shoving them straight in face-to-butt into the position they were going to give their ultimate surrender in, locking them in place with belts, and sitting down on them until they expired.

Lastly, the team of Britney Spears & Madonna was doing quite well by having two different roles, one seduces and surrounds a man, while the other comes up from behind him and kicks him in the balls, then leaps around in triumph while the one he had been looking at all this time pulls his head into position and squeezes her legs together around his neck ...

And so the men fell ... hopelessly outmanouvred, outclassed, outglammed, and doomed ... without achieving any counter-attacks at all ...