Greg Arrives

“Computer change me back!” You yell out.

“Access denied,” the voice says. “The use of hyper testosterone and hyper estrogen in combination could have unforeseen side effects. Please call our customer support line for more details.”

You begin storming out of the closet.

“Please don’t forget your purse,” the voice says, “I have taken the liberty of placing your phone, wallet, and keys in it for safe keeping.”

You look down at your getup, no pockets. Grabbing the purse you try to call customer support on your phone when the door bell rings.

“Fuck, Greg,” You say, stashing your phone into your bag. You check the peephole and see that it is indeed Greg wearing jeans and a nice collared shirt. He is a bit scruffy, but otherwise well dressed for going out on the town.