Go with the girls.

“Cool. Well, what do you guys want to do?” Jenny asks everyone.

“I know,” Mariah announces. “We can all spring for $30 and rent a houseboat on the lake for a few hours. Maybe get some beers … and some wine-coolers for Kiera there.”

“Bitch,” Kiera says playfully.

“Like you need any more booze after last night,” Hailey says to Kiera. “But I have a better idea…since poor college students like me have no money for a houseboat, we can all just go to the mall. We can shop for underwear and bras while John stands around all emasculated, holding our purses.”

The suggestion receives a whole bunch of laughter from everyone – except you, of course!

“Actually, I like that idea,” Jenny announces. “Kiera, you have any ideas?”

“Well, I have one. But it’s kinda racy,” Kiera says. Everybody’s attention is piqued. “You know that co-ed strip club out by the airport? Since they don’t serve ****, you only need to be 18 to go there. I don’t want to do some lame old shit I could have done when I was 17.”

“A strip club?” Jenny asks. “I never knew of any co-ed strip club out by the airport.” Hailey and Mariah also say they didn’t know of it. You, of course, knew it...the day you turned 18, you were visiting that place!

“Well, I guess that’s an option,” Jenny relents.

Suddenly, Hailey announces that your destination should be your decision.

“I think John should pick,” she announces with a gleaming smile and sparkling look into your eyes. “He is the guy, after all. There’s a good chance that anything we pick out he’ll probably not enjoy.”

Ball’s in your court, Kareem.