Go to the bathrooms

You spend a while dancing, a while flirting, and a while drinking. The night is turning out pretty well, you think. But it's getting close to an hour into your evening out, and your bladder is slowly beginning to protest. A few more drinks doesn't do anything to help you from needing to take a piss, so you're really going to have to go to the bathroom sometime.

You walk past the lines of drunk and tired women waiting in the line for the women's bathrooms and follow it along until you walk past the women's bathrooms and arrive at the men's. There's no line here-- to be expected. There's never much of a line for the guys' bathrooms.

You push your way inside, and what you find is a little shocking.