Go into work

Unexpected side effects this morning, I?m not sure if this injection has made me crazy or if it lets me move things with my mind. I could swear that when I reached for my toothbrush it flew to my hand. Also, my temples are tingling.

Now that I?m in my office I see there might be another side effect. I went into the kitchen for morning coffee and I noticed that someone brought in donuts. At the same time the fat pig, Judith, from human resources walked in. This woman has never seen a donut that she didn?t like. I thought to myself, don?t take the boston crème you hefer, you don?t need it.

She reached into the donut box, shuttered for a second, then retracted her hand and left without taking one. I thought this had to be a fluke. When I got back to my desk I noticed my cubicle neighbor was listening to the radio. I thought to myself, put on Spanish radio, lo and behold he almost instantly put on the Latin station.

My temples continue to tingle slightly.