Go have breakfast

Ok most important meal of the day, you carefully make your way across the mess laden floor; old pizza boxes, finishe deodorant cans and the greatest of all the wall of beer cans.

“Why the fuck do I keep that” you say as you get to the kitchen. “probably because it’s at least some kind of achievement” you muse back to your self as you begin to decide which is better coco pops or shreddies. “coco pops” you say with a resolute decision. now to grab a bowl, pour the cereal, add the milk, then sit down and eat.

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“To be fair these are pretty good” said to the empty room more that yourself, now to get dressed and go out si-

*knock knock knock*

You grab a shirt and a pair of briefs and head for the door.

You open it and find...