Go for a hike.

You grab a shirt, pants, socks, and hikers and put them on before tossing a waterbottle in a small daypack. You walk down the empty stairwell to the open lobby. As you walk towards the front desk you notice Heather further behind the front desk.

"Hello Mr. Doe!" Amber greets you with a smile. "I hope all has been to your liking so far?"

"Why yes it has, thanks for having me; I can be a bit of a pain in the ass." You chuckle to yourself and hope Heather heard your joke in the backround.

"Oh quite the contrary I heard you are very enjoyable."Amber winks at you. "So how can I help you?"

"Oh! Well glad to hear! I am wondering if you could give me some hiking information?"

"Certainly Mr.Doe! There are 5 popular trail around varying from 30 minutes to 5.5 hours all moderate difficulty."

"Is there any that are around 2 hours? and where is the trail head?"

"There is one around an 2 and a half hours return. It starts follows the ocean before entering a valley before an stunning view of Frosted Peak. The trail head is just east of the hotel. Walk out the lobby and go left."

"Perfect! Thank-you!" You wave with gratitude as you exit.

You walk outside to and turn to the left, within 200m you are at the trailhead. There is two women standing at the sign deciding which way to go.

Both women are in flourescent sports bras, the pale skinned brunette one is wearing a pink sports bra and denim booty shorts, the other woman is black and wearing a blue sportsbra with grey yoga pants.

You read the sign and start heading down your trail. It isn't five metres in when you hear one of them call you.

"Excuse me?!"