Give me a blowjob.

I unzip my pants, and pull down my shorts.

"Why don't you give me a blowjob?"

She shrieks.

...

I'm apprehended on sex offender charges. Eventually they piece together what I was doing, and drag me off to experiment on me.

"Well Mr. Borden...why don't we see how this power of yours works, hmm?"

The last thing I see before the anesthesia takes me is the saw heading for my skull...

-THE END-