Geography

Jimmy is stood centre stage with 4 empty red meter chairs to his left and four identical if blue chairs to his right, “Welcome back , our contestants have been scrubbing away and now return fit for polite company again in their street clothes”

The girls all traipse out dressed in everyday clothes looking nervously out to the sides and at the ceiling before sitting in their team chairs.

“First off, the scores stand at the Red Team on 130 and the Blue Team on 80, this could change dramatically as we test your knowledge of the world, speaking on change, you may have notice that you’re dressed the clothes you came in today, that is because for this round, these are the clothes you will be competing in, now other shows ask you to bring a change of clothes, but we figured that this was funnier”

The girls didn’t look amused at the prospect of having to get home in messy clothes and a few were considering how badly their choice of clothes may hurt them today.

“This game is very simple, we’re going to slowly reveal a flag to you, whoever buzzes in first with the correct country for the flag gets 20 points for her team and gets to use some food from that country on one of her opponents in whichever way she chooses, a wrong answer means 15 points deducted”

The first flag was slowly revealed as Natalie buzzed in and gave the correct answer of Canada

“You know, nobody likes a smart-arse, but you get to remain clean again and choose who you want to get messy with these 3 bottles of maple syrup”

Natalie looked across the Blue Team and picked Shelly who was regretting wearing a short white skirt and a grey top.

Surprisingly Natalie didn’t go straight for Shelly’s legs instead starting at Shelly’s long blond hair. After pouring half the bottle of her locks, Natalie massaged it in as if she was simply shampooing her hair before emptying the rest of the bottle, leaving Shelly’s hair a matted tangled mess and Shelly wondering if she would be able to salvage her hair or if she would end up having to have it cut short.

Natalie then instructed Shelly to lie on her back and remove her shoes and socks, after doing so Natalie held Shelly’s legs straight up in the air and told her to keep them there. Natalie then bent down and pulled her skirt up to reveal a black thong before taking the remaining bottles and slowly pouring them over Shelly’s feet, the syrup slowly oozed down her legs and began to pool under her bum cheeks. By the time Natalie was finished Shelly looked like her legs had been varnished

“Wow Shelly” said Jimmy, “You’re really not having a good time so far tonight, lets see if this flag can improve your mood”

Natalie barely gave the second flag time to start before buzzing in with Japan.

As a stage-hand was dragging on a bucket of tuna, Natalie decided to go for Amy, who was wearing some black leggings and a black vest top.

Natalie decided to go for the simple approach this time and grabbing handfuls of tuna simply shoved it down Amy’s top , before moving on to the leggings and shoved handfuls down both the front and back of them. Before picking up the bucket filled with all the leftover Tuna juice and upending it over Amy’s head leaving her a fishy smelly mess.

As the third flag was being revealed, Kerry buzzed in and incorrectly guessed Ireland. Kelly buzzed in and gave the right answer of Italy.

“Kerry, with your name I thought you would know what the Irish flag looks like, so it’s 15 points off you and 20 to the Blue Team, plus which Kelly you can decide who you want to target with these 4 tubs of finest albeit slightly melted Italian ice-cream”

Kelly looked over her team and remembering the pie from earlier chose Natalie.

“Well Natalie,” said Jimmy, “It looks like your clean streak has finally come to an end, Kelly do your worst”

Natalie looked down at her light pink T-shirt and blue jeans and wished she was wearing something rather warmer as Kelly took the first tub and upended it over her head. Then she took Natalie’s trainers and socks off and after filling her trainers with ice-cream pushed them back on her feet, Natalie couldn’t help shrieking as her toes were engulfed by the coldness. Kerry next asked Natalie to remove her T-shirt, Natalie looked at Jimmy pleadingly

“Hey there’s no point looking at me” Said Jimmy replying to the look, “It’s all down to Kelly now”

Natalie reluctantly removed her T-shirt revealing a white lacy bra underneath, as Natalie covered her breasts, Kelly took the T-shirt and dunked it in one of the two remaining tubs, making sure it was dripping she told Natalie to put her T-shirt back on, before pouring the remainder of the tub down the front of her top. Natalie shuddered as her nipples grew hard and became visible through both layers of fabric.

Finally Kelly had Natalie stand up undid her jeans to reveal matching lacy white panties and emptied half of the last tub down the back of her panties and the last half down the front, Natalie could only gasp as the melted ice-cream made it’s way into all the crevices.

“That was definitely something,” commented Jimmy “and we only have one flag left”

Kerry once again buzzed in and incorrectly guessed Malta, followed by Laura guessing Chile, eventually Jimmy put everyone out of their misery “It was El Salvador, surely everyone knows their flag? No? Ah well, apparently they eat a lot of mustard there” As Jimmy finished speaking, a small amount of thick yellow liquid fell on each of the girls, the audience groaned wanting a better covering.

“There’s no point moaning at me,” Jimmy replied to his audience, “After everything else we only had enough money left for one jar of mustard” The audience laughed at this, “Join us after the break when the girls will move on to Physics”